Dream Job

In case you missed it, Liberty University currently has some job openings. (You know Liberty U. It's Jerry Falwell's operation.)

For example, they're looking for someone in their Biology Department: "Assistant Professor. Ph.D. required. Teaching human anatomy and physiology. Experience in either botany or molecular biology helpful." No actual teaching of botany or molecular biology will be needed, apparently. Just anatomy and physiology. Not gonna run the risk of sharing any information about biological evolution, nosirree!

Oh, yes… they're also looking for someone in their Art Department: "M.F.A.Teach drawing and painting to undergraduates in classroom settings; art history classes, art appreciation, develop art minor. Strong commitment to Christian worldview of art." Not entirely sure what that means, really. But I wouldn't be surprised if the person who led this museum tour would qualify.

Getting back to science, they're also looking for a Geologist: "Ph.D. required. Teaching Introductory Geology, Paleontology, and History of Life. Compatibility with a young-earth creationist position required." Now, this is what I call a dream job. Because only by dreaming your way through a geology major can you end up with a view of the world that includes young-earth creationism.

I'm kidding, of course. If you dream your way through a geology major, you end up flunking.

The way to have a geology degree and believe the claims of YE Creationism is to go into the degree with your head set on YE views and simply hold to them. Then, deliberately "lie" on all your exams. In other words, give the correct answers, but not believe them.

This is how you end up with "geologists" claiming that YE Creationism is a valid, scientifically-supported view.

Just in case you were wondering.

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