I SUPPORT THE SEPARATION
OF CHURCH AND HATE

ABSTINENCE MAKES THE CHURCH GROW FONDLERS

RELIGION IS TO A BRAIN
WHAT A TAPEWORM IS TO AN INTESTINE

IF ATHEISM IS A RELIGION
THEN NOT COLLECTING STAMPS IS A HOBBY

DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND
I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH

WHEN RELIGION RULED THE WORLD
WE CALLED IT THE DARK AGES

WWJD?
WHO WANTS JELLY DONUTS?

RELIGION IS MYTH-INFORMATION

BLASPHEMY IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME

TEACH, DON'T PREACH

138 BILLION HOURS A YEAR SPENT ON PRAYER
AND GOD STILL HASN'T CURED ACNE

PURITANISM: THAT HAUNTING FEELING THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE,
MIGHT BE HAVING A GOOD TIME

BORN OK THE FIRST TIME

FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY

SOMETHING WICCAN THIS WAY COMES

IT'S EASIER TO BE BORN AGAIN
THAN TO GROW UP

KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF MY OVARIES

DON'T ASSUME I SHARE YOUR PREJUDICES

WISE MEN STILL SEEK HIM...
APPARENTLY HE'S LOST

ATHEISM OUTLIVES ALL GODS

KILLING FOR GOD IS NOT LIVING FOR PEACE

DON'T SPANK ME WITH YOUR BIBLE BELT

IF GOING TO CHURCH MAKES YOU A CHRISTIAN
DOES GOING TO THE GARAGE MAKE YOU A CAR?

SORRY I MISSED CHURCH -
I'VE BEEN BUSY PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT
AND BECOMING A LESBIAN

ONE NATION UNDER GOD - IRAN!

NO PREACHERS FOR PRESIDENT

PRAYING IS BEGGING

OPEN YOUR MIND
NOT YOUR BIBLE

LAST TIME WE MIXED POLITICS AND RELIGION
PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

IF WE REALLY NEEDED TO FIND JESUS
HIS FACE WOULD BE ON MILK CARTONS

I WASN'T CREATED IN YOUR IMAGE OF GOD

BIRDS GATHER IN FLOCKS
MORONS GATHER IN CONGREGATIONS

ALL RELIGION IS SUPERSTITION

LEGALIZE PRAYER IN SCHOOL
AND ALGEBRA IN CHURCH

HONK IF YOU'RE ONTOLOGICALLY ALIENATED

THE NEW RIGHT IS FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG

HOW DARE YOU PRESUME I'M CHRISTIAN?

IT'S YOUR HELL - YOU BURN IN IT

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS

IN CASE OF RAPTURE, HAVE A DESIGNATED SINNER

CHRISTIANS - YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM...
YOU CAN'T FEED THEM TO THE LIONS ANYMORE

HAVE YOU CONFUSED A CHRISTIAN TODAY?

THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH BAPTISTS
IS THEY DON'T HOLD THEM UNDER LONG ENOUGH

THERE'S ONE BORN AGAIN EVERY MINUTE

DOING MY PART TO PISS OFF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

THE MORAL MAJORITY IS NEITHER

IGNORANCE, BIGOTRY AND HATRED
SHOULD NOT BE FAMILY VALUES

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA

COME THE RAPTURE - CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?

IF CHRIST IS THE ANSWER, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

RELIGION STOPS A THINKING MIND