Pick Up Your Socks (March, 1996)

It's Dead, Jim (April, 1996)

Small Businesspeople (May, 1996)

Cemetery Clubs (June, 1996)

It's Not My Fault! (July, 1996)

Olympic Fever (August, 1996)

Unemployment Condemnation (September, 1996)

I Wanna Win Your Award (October, 1996)

What...? ALREADY??? (November, 1996)

Divide and Conquer (December, 1996)

Clean Your Plate (January, 1997)

Driving Me Crazy (February, 1997)

It's All Fake (March, 1997)

Hot Legs (April, 1997)

May I See Your License? (May, 1997)

Duh-Merica (June, 1997)

Who's Zoomin' Who? (July, 1997)

The Next Farm Aid? (August, 1997)

There Oughtta be a Law (September, 1997)

First, the Bud Bowl... (October, 1997)

Money in the Bank (November, 1997)

Misnunciation (December, 1997)

Who's Sorry Now? (January, 1998)

Kreative Spelling (February, 1998)

Really Got a Hold on Me (March, 1998)

We Don't Need Your Stinking Money (April, 1998)

Criminal Charges (May, 1998)

Buckle Down (June, 1998)

Cloning Around (July, 1998)

The Real Scandal (August, 1998)

Impeach This! (September, 1998)

Wedding Bell Blues (October, 1998)

Can't See the Forest for the Trees (November, 1998)

Who's to Say? (December, 1998)

The Woman's Workplace (January, 1999)

Birthday Blues (February, 1999)

O. J. Tyson (March, 1999)

Gym Shorts (April, 1999)

Loonies on Leeza (May, 1999)

Forced Divorce (June, 1999)

The Holidays of July (July, 1999)

Child Abuse on Sally Jessy Raphaël (August, 1999)

The Blair Witch Boredom (September, 1999)

Slashing Flicks (October, 1999)

The Evolution of the Abominable Snowman (November, 1999)

The Real Cause of Illiteracy (December, 1999)

Y-OK (January, 2000)

No Justice for Mary Kay (February, 2000)

Give the People What They Want? (March, 2000)

Laz-E-Mail (April, 2000)

Gone-zalez (May, 2000)

Skeptical of Skeptics (June, 2000)

Bad Rap (July, 2000)

Spam for Sale (August, 2000)

On the Road Again (September, 2000)

My Day at the DMV (October, 2000)

Voter's Dilemma (November, 2000)

Cycle Jerks (December, 2000)

Web TV (January, 2001)

ASSumptions (February, 2001)

California Crisis (March, 2001)

With Great Power (April, 2001)

Deliberate Ignorance (May, 2001)

Finding Forrester Lacking (June, 2001)

Staying Friends (July, 2001)

Suicide Snobs (August, 2001)

Selective Treehugger (September, 2001)

The Pros and Cons of Patriotism (October, 2001)

An Angry Not-So-Young Man (November, 2001)

Over the Rainbow (December, 2001)

Starsucks (January, 2002)

Enrongate (February, 2002)

Freedom of Spamformation (March, 2002)

Potty Mouth (April, 2002)

The Supermarket War on Drugs (May, 2002)

Auto Assault (June, 2002)

Gone, But Not Forgotten (July, 2002)

One-Sided Skepticism (August, 2002)

9-11 One Year Later (September, 2002)

Where Credit is Due (October, 2002)

The Irony of Iraq (November, 2002)

Losing Mojo (December, 2002)

Recycling (January, 2003)

Metered Out (February, 2003)

Goodbye Columbia (March, 2003)

Celebrities and Patriotism (April, 2003)

Kids & Sex (May, 2003)

The Trouble With Sequels (June, 2003)

Harry Potter and the Order in the Court (July, 2003)

French Definitions (August, 2003)

Body Blow (September, 2003)

Telemarketronics (October, 2003)

Smoke on the Small Screen (November, 2003)

Proper Marriage (December, 2003)

Money Grubbing Industry (January, 2004)

There's More Than One Definition of "Family" (February, 2004)

Bush's Mistake (March, 2004)

There Oughtn't Be a Law (April, 2004)

Saint Gatorade (May, 2004)

No Friends of Seinfeld (June, 2004)

Who's Afraid of Michael Moore? (July, 2004)

A Word on Washington Waste (August, 2004)

Wrong on Both Counts (September, 2004)

Metal Defective (October, 2004)

Sir Thins-alot (November, 2004)

Thank a Vet for What? (December, 2004)

A Real Comparison (January, 2005)

Pinheads on Pot (February, 2005)

Unrestrained Showing of Arrogance (March, 2005)

Smoke Screening (April, 2005)

Auto Despair (May, 2005)

Nine-One-WHAT!? (June, 2005)

Road Rules (July, 2005)

Judging a Book By Its Cover (August, 2005)

Better Read the Fine Print (September, 2005)

Anime Insanity (October, 2005)

Patience is More Than Just a Virtue (November, 2005)

If It Walks Like a Libertarian... and Talks Like a Libertarian... (December, 2005)

Not So Friendly Fire (January, 2006)