Good Times Bad Times (February, 1996)
What Goes Up... (March, 1996)
Asshole Magnets (April, 1996)
Baby's Breath (May, 1996)
Chopped Liver (June, 1996)
Lost in Space (July, 1996)
Silly Question (August, 1996)
Got Urine? (September, 1996)
World Wide Muzak (October, 1996)
Separated at Birth (November, 1996)
Art Appreciation (December, 1996)
Resolution Revolution (January, 1997)
Required Tastes (February, 1997)
Headbangers (March, 1997)
On Comet, On Cupid... (April, 1997)
Dreaming My Dreams (May, 1997)
Loaded Weapons (June, 1997)
Stickler (July, 1997)
Renaissance Fur (August, 1997)
Friends is Friends (September, 1997)
Growing Up Imbalanced (October, 1997)
Out and About (November, 1997)
Letting Go (December, 1997)
Sing What? (January, 1998)
Idle Time (February, 1998)
Taking it for Granted (March, 1998)
Culinary Culture Shock (April, 1998)
The New Math (May, 1998)
Status Simple (June, 1998)
Under the Covers (July, 1998)
Fast Times (August, 1998)
Is There Anybody Out There? (September, 1998)
Birthday Wishes (October, 1998)
No, But We Have Socks (November, 1998)
Not So Instant Replay (December, 1998)
Alcoholic Irony (January, 1999)
Candles in the Corner (February, 1999)
It's Finally Over! (March, 1999)
Health Hypocrites (April, 1999)
Meet the Privileged Class (May, 1999)
Unconscionable Pay (June, 1999)
He's Dead, Jim (July, 1999)
Some Serious Cajones (August, 1999)
Not Quite Koogle (September, 1999)
The Name Game (October, 1999)
Crash Course in Transportation Safety (November, 1999)
Millennium Buggy (December, 1999)
Fast Pharmacy (January, 2000)
The Death of Comic Books? (February, 2000)
Memories of a Greasy Spoon (March, 2000)
Writer's Blockade (April, 2000)
Relocation Catch-22 (May, 2000)
Science Apathy (June, 2000)
Leaving Well Enough Alone (July, 2000)
Pizzaquest (August, 2000)
Hypocrisy in the Voting Booth (September, 2000)
Family Affair (October, 2000)
My Little Town (November, 2000)
Doh! Nuts! (December, 2000)
The Big Three-Seven (January, 2001)
I Just Can't Figger... (February, 2001)
Crap Music (March, 2001)
Leaving the Nest (April, 2001)
On the Conservation of Gray Matter (May, 2001)
The Most Dangerous Show on TV (June, 2001)
Reunion (July, 2001)
Baby Blues... and Greens, and Reds... (August, 2001)
Shelf Life (September, 2001)
America the Bully (October, 2001)
Getting Better All the Time (November, 2001)
All Things Must Pass (December, 2001)
The Cutting Edge of Humor (January, 2002)
Three Trips to the Shire... and Counting... (February, 2002)
Yes, Virginia... There is Such a Thing as a Free Lunch (March, 2002)
Playing What If? (April, 2002)
The Dirt on Cars (May, 2002)
Shades of Gay (June, 2002)
What Are Ya? Chicken? (July, 2002)
The Great Root Beer Taste Test (August, 2002)
The 21st Century Egg Cream (September, 2002)
Java Free-O! (October, 2002)
Root Beer Redux (November, 2002)
The 'Net (December, 2002)
Island Time (January, 2003)
Happy Birthday, Bon Voyage! (February, 2003)
Thanks for Being My Neighbor (March, 2003)
Loyalties (April, 2003)
Tipping the Scales (May, 2003)
Thanks for the Memories (June, 2003)
My Latest Addiction (July, 2003)
My New Vacuum (August, 2003)
To Buy or Not to Buy (September, 2003)
Now Hear This (October, 2003)
Disco Dazed (November, 2003)
The Hunger (December, 2003)
Happy Birthday to Cardigan (January, 2004)
Ignorance is Bliss (February, 2004)
A History Lesson for California's Legislators (March, 2004)
Stealth Insurance (April, 2004)
A Case of Conscience (May, 2004)
No Trespassing (June, 2004)
Lehitra'ot, Elisa (July, 2004)
Book of Names (August, 2004)
New Duh-scoveries (September, 2004)
Passing the Gas Test (October, 2004)
The Nose Knows Not (November, 2004)
Your Money or Your Life? (December, 2004)
Takes One to Know One (January, 2005)
Tristan's Big Trip (February, 2005)
A Rebirth of Comic Books? (March, 2005)
American Insensitivity (April, 2005)
The Proof is in the iPod (May, 2005)
Dining Out Loud (June, 2005)
Saints and Silliness (July, 2005)
No Regrets? Really? (August, 2005)
Welcome Home? (September, 2005)
Fickle Friendship (October, 2005)
Personals Choices (November, 2005)
New Life's Resolution (December, 2005)
Once Burnt, Twice Stupid (January, 2006)